Poetry in Motion

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adieumotherfuckers:

gamtavsexual:

w0rth-something-different:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. 

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY. 

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

WHAT IS THIS

OMF

remember

OH GOD, THIS IS IT, I’M DEAD, I CAN’T BREATHE ANYMORE

i’m crying

(Source: tyleroakley)

Via Hmm hmm hmm~

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weiyena:

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Oh, baby, there is absolutely nothing wrong with not being interested or wanting relationships. We, unfortunately, live in a society that says NO YOU HAVE TO BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE TO BE HAPPY. What’s wrong with being happy by yourself? Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. Ever heard of asexuality or aromanticism? There are a lot of people who feel that way, too, you should look some information up. But there is so much support out there, and there are so many people who love you, so please please don’t do anything drastic. Try talking to some other people who understand, okay?

Via So ein Mist!
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ultimiavlad: deathtosquishies: mad-maddie: cowgirltits: Vulpix. Fuck I am fabulous~ Metapod … whut Eevee.*ball of fluff*  Blastiose! I’m Nano, my best pokemon! And for Mad-Maddie… I have a holographic (THE WHOLE THING) Metapod card. I shit you not. how did i get mewtwo i okay Via What even is even going on even

ultimiavlad:

deathtosquishies:

mad-maddie:

cowgirltits:

Vulpix.

Fuck I am fabulous~

Metapod

…

whut

Eevee.
*ball of fluff* 

Blastiose!

I’m Nano, my best pokemon!

And for Mad-Maddie… I have a holographic (THE WHOLE THING) Metapod card. I shit you not.

how did i get mewtwo

i

okay

(Source: patomon)


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Reblog if you’re a member of the Midnight Crew.

(Source: fivetier)

Via Keeper of Prose
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cakedeficit: I need more Poke-plushies.I regret returning Jeff’s Mew plushie to him. I’ve had that Pikachu since I was like, 9, but Thunder Thighs, Gengar, and the Slowpoke tails are new additions (I bought them in this last month). omg this is adorableI AM PROUD TO KNOW MY SLOWPOKETAILS HAVE GONE TO A GOOD CAUSEFEEDING THE HUNGRY PLUSHIES OF TOHJO ;u;  Via Actual Cannibal Cakedeficit Zoom

cakedeficit:

I need more Poke-plushies.
I regret returning Jeff’s Mew plushie to him.

I’ve had that Pikachu since I was like, 9, but Thunder Thighs, Gengar, and the Slowpoke tails are new additions (I bought them in this last month).

omg this is adorable
I AM PROUD TO KNOW MY SLOWPOKETAILS HAVE GONE TO A GOOD CAUSE
FEEDING THE HUNGRY PLUSHIES OF TOHJO ;u; 

(Source: cakedeficit)


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Why they won't let me become a children's writer
  • Mari: gio
  • Gio: hm
  • Mari: will you tell me a story
  • Gio: um okay
  • Gio: once
  • Gio: there was
  • Gio: a magical land
  • Mari: if it was called narnia, i've heard this already.
  • Gio: full of
  • Gio: uh
  • Gio: places that skype didn't freeze at
  • Gio: also
  • Gio: plants
  • Gio: that were sentient
  • Gio: and they longed to be free and walk around
  • Gio: so one day a little flower decided to uproot herself
  • Gio: it was a very difficult task
  • Gio: and a scary one, because she had never moved anywhere before
  • Gio: only let the wind move her
  • Gio: and she knew she would miss the little spring she had grown up by, where all of the grass was familiar and the shade of a large tree was comforting
  • Gio: but the sense of adventure was too much
  • Gio: but she also knew that if she strayed too far from water, she would die
  • Gio: so she asked one of her treefriends for a leaf to collect water in so she could wet her roots
  • Gio: one of them agreed and released a large leaf that settled to the ground beside her
  • Gio: so the little flower dragged it to the spring to try and collect some water
  • Gio: but it was very heavy, she found
  • Mari: ;;
  • Gio: so she rested on the banks for a moment
  • Gio: and let her roots soak in the water for a while
  • Gio: and looked up at the sky that wasn't shaded by a tree for the first time
  • Gio: 'wow,' she thought, 'am i one lucky flower!'
  • Gio: after she had gained her strength back, she picked up the leaf with one of her own and set out, a little at a time, saying hellos to every new plant she passed
  • Gio: and soon she came upon the place where the stream ended
  • Gio: so she gathered more water and allowed her roots to soak one more time and fell asleep as night came
  • Gio: and then they mowed the golf field she was on
  • Gio: the end
  • Mari: oh my god
  • Gio: <3
  • Mari: gross sobbing

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HipposWearingJackets: Auto Responder Giveaway!

strixes:

zippyc:

Doing a little giveaway to celebrate 400 followers! You guys are crazy but hey thats pretty awesome of you all.

Anyways! So I’ll be giving away one of these babies:

Winner gets one pair of laser-cut shades, choice of red or black. (with ear pieces)

…

Via HipposWearingJackets

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peetasleftleg:

wait guys what if when shia lebeouf was digging holes he was just digging everyone’s graves.

Ｓ　Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｎ

(Source: thejollymeangiant)

Via He Burnt My Norris
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aeromachia:

apiphile:

fuckthereallife:

cecillian:

wapfap:

The many expressions of the Common Potoo!

FF FSHFJS YUCK

IS THIS A REAL BIRD

LOOK AT IT

holy crap is this the bird nickers is dating

no i’m afraid i am this bird

nickers is dating a majestic osprey

this bird is my spirit animal.

this is how i feel.

all the time.


Via what even is happening?

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(Source: jenkristofu)


Via What even is even going on even

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While exploring Johto, one may be approached by a shady-looking fellow selling Slowpoketails - tasty and nutritious, but far out of your price range. Now, with these tiny plush replicas, you too can feel like a true patron of Team Rocket’s finest wares! Each is made of felt and stuffed with Polyfill, and they measure around 11 inches (27.5 centimetres) on average. Find them on Etsy HERE. Via Tinyponies Zoom

While exploring Johto, one may be approached by a shady-looking fellow selling Slowpoketails - tasty and nutritious, but far out of your price range. Now, with these tiny plush replicas, you too can feel like a true patron of Team Rocket’s finest wares!


Each is made of felt and stuffed with Polyfill, and they measure around 11 inches (27.5 centimetres) on average.

Find them on Etsy HERE.

(Source: tinyponi)


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weiyena:

gross sobbing 

for anyone who ever thinks roleplaying is a waste of time

Via So ein Mist!
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Handsewn Rainbow Dash-inspired fleece hat. Around 23” brim unstretched, one size fits most. Hand-stitched everything, including the cutie mark. 

Hand wash only.

Find it on Etsy! 



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(Source: chotpot)


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psychokiller-quest-que-cest: keeperoftales: psychokiller-quest-que-cest: Did this a couple days ago. It’s the profile picture for my new FBRP account, Blasphemer. So it’s basically Crazy!Cyrus. I’ve cried practically every time I’ve been in a thread with him. he is absolutely beautiful ;u; [so sayith Barry. Yup, that everywhere-ness keeps coming up…] I knew it was you. Hah, I am good detective like Looker, so says I. That night I first created him, oh god, I was up till 2am crying my eyes out. But hey, for once I have an excuse for not being entirely consistent. Ahaha. Haha, Barry&#8217;s kind of my outlier when it comes to accounts. He&#8217;s pretty out of my general typecast, even if his backstory is totally in line. It&#8217;s not quite a secret, but not a lot of people have been able to figure it out. Can I just say again that aCylum [Is that a cool name? I think it&#8217;s a cool name] is pretty much the most heartrending? He&#8217;s great to talk to and dsfgdfgdf keysmashes everywhere! Have others accused you of inconsistencies? Via Not beyond the veil, but the veil itself.

psychokiller-quest-que-cest:

keeperoftales:

psychokiller-quest-que-cest:

Did this a couple days ago.

It’s the profile picture for my new FBRP account, Blasphemer.

So it’s basically Crazy!Cyrus.

I’ve cried practically every time I’ve been in a thread with him.

he is absolutely beautiful ;u; [so sayith Barry. Yup, that everywhere-ness keeps coming up…]

I knew it was you. Hah, I am good detective like Looker, so says I.

That night I first created him, oh god, I was up till 2am crying my eyes out.

But hey, for once I have an excuse for not being entirely consistent. Ahaha.

Haha, Barry’s kind of my outlier when it comes to accounts. He’s pretty out of my general typecast, even if his backstory is totally in line. It’s not quite a secret, but not a lot of people have been able to figure it out.

Can I just say again that aCylum [Is that a cool name? I think it’s a cool name] is pretty much the most heartrending? He’s great to talk to and dsfgdfgdf keysmashes everywhere!

Have others accused you of inconsistencies?


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